Category: Joke Board
16> "Did you dump the jerk yet? ... Oops. Sorry, man. May I
speak to Maureen, please?"
15> Your wife suddenly starts wearing all the stuff you've been
buying her at Victoria's Secret -- under her work clothes.
14> He's taught the dog to piss on your shoes -- by giving him
countless demonstrations.
13> "You're doin' a heck of a job, Rummy."
12> Everyone yells, "Dead man walking!" when the two of you
walk into the party.
11> Don't look now, but SOMEbody used your toothbrush to stab
your rubber duckie right through the heart.
10> Movers show up unexpectedly at your door, asking for a
Mr. Ben Cuckolded.
9> Shannen Doherty? #1 on the speed dial.
8> Your sweetheart starts wearing a T-shirt to bed that reads,
"I gave some loser the best years of my life before I finally
wised up and moved on... and all I got was this lousy T-shirt!"
7> Rick Moranis has been signed to play you in the film version
of your biography.
6> The latest FOX News/Opinion Dynamics poll reports your
relationship is rolling along splendidly!
5> Your girlfriend changes her screen name from Suzie1981 to
SuzieLez1981.
4> She keeps having strange men come in to try out your
butt-groove on the couch.
3> She calls out another guy's name while making love.
To that other guy.
In your car.
While you're driving them to the airport.
2> She sits you down and starts the classic "It's not you,
it's me" speech with, "It's YOU, asshole!!! All you, you,
you, you, you! Oh, my God, it is soooooooo YOU!!"
1> "Hi, this is Dan at the suicide hotline. Just checking in.
Feel free to call back anytime."
rofl good lord
ha ha ha!
Bob
That was halarious!
Troy
hehehehehehehehehehehehe, lol!
lollol, i looove the fifth one!
Oh no! and Bwahahaha! That's fantastic, in a really dark way!